Fat Bastard (I)

Lineage:
Fat Bastard is a cross of GMO Cookies and Grease Monkey, combining two loud, resin-heavy cultivars known for deep relaxation and fuel-forward terpene profiles.
Introduction:
Fat Bastard is a heavy-hitting indica-dominant strain designed for serious unwind sessions. It brings that unmistakable funky-gas aroma, thick resin production, and a strong, slow-building body melt. This is the kind of strain seasoned consumers reach for when they want potency paired with a flavorful, greasy profile.
Appearance, Aroma, and Flavor:
Appearance: Chunky, crystal-heavy buds with dark green coloration and thick orange pistils. Often sticky to the touch due to high trichome density.
Aroma: A bold mix of garlic funk, diesel, earthy sweetness, and a hint of skunk.
Flavor: Smooth and gassy on the inhale, with savory garlic-cookie notes and a creamy finish.
Effects:
Fat Bastard typically produces a strong sense of body heaviness followed by deep physical relaxation. Many describe a warm, settling calm along with a comfortable mental haze. It can be mood-lifting but is primarily geared toward shutting down stress, easing tension, and helping the body fully decompress.
Terpene Profile & Potential Benefits:
Caryophyllene: Often associated with easing physical stress and tension.
Limonene: Commonly linked to mood elevation and a lighter mental state.
Myrcene: Typically connected to full-body relaxation and calm.
Common Uses:
Often used for nighttime relaxation, shutting off after a long day, stress reduction, soothing physical tightness, or preparing for rest.
⚠️ Disclaimer:
Cannabis affects everyone differently. Start with a low dose to assess your personal tolerance. Do not drive or operate machinery while under the influence of cannabis.
Any mentions of possible benefits (such as stress relief or enhanced focus) are based on anecdotal reports or early-stage research on cannabis terpenes. These descriptions are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition.
Always consult your healthcare provider before using cannabis products, especially if you have a medical condition, are taking medications, or are considering cannabis as a therapeutic option.